A real Jamaicans call the entire leg foot, and the entire arm han. olny real Jamaicans put powder pon dem pickney after dem bade dem!fresh wi seh!only real Jamaicans sey headtop,neckback ands footbottom.only real Jamaicans live in another country for 50yrs and never lose their accent. only real Jamaicans will say that gas is the reason for any pain and tea is the cure-mi foot a hot mi!.....drink some tea a gas. only real Jamaicans turn up at a party at 1am and know that it end at 2am and den cuss bout wat kind f**** dat and them just reach...only real jamaicans have frenz weh name biggz,poochi,machiz,blacks,driver,juicy,creamy etc.. only real Jamaicans rub white rum wile sick instead of vicks.only real Jamaicans can have phone conversations with sound effects like ehheeeeeh,mhhm,ehhh,yuh tuh lie! awoah. only real Jamaicans know that soon come means anthing but. only real Jamaicans know that foreign is just one country.... maybe two.only real Jamaican call pomergranate ponganot. only real Jamaicans are NEVER done talking when we say "mi dun talk!" only real Jamaicans put in pon youchube. n real Jamaicans alphabet goes---hay,b,c,d,he,hef.gee,hayitch,hi,j,k,hel,hem,hen,ho,pe,q,,har,hes,t,hugh,v,w,hex,hwhy,zed.
And i am a real Jamaican :-)

never blame any day in your life
good dayz give you happiness
bad dayz give you experience
worst dayz give you lessons
there is no dawn without a night
there is no victory without a fight
there's no rainbow without the rain
there's no happiness without some pain
we cant change the past but we can influence the future
remember happiness is a journey, not a destination
JESUS loves you!!?!!

A Jamaican psalms:
1. Portia is the shepherd we shall not want.
2. She leadeth us beside high taxes, lesbians and homosexuals
3. She restoreth our faith in the jlp.
4. She leadeth us in the path of unemployment for her party's sake.
5. Yea though we wait for the jeep we shall bare more hunger for no money is with us.
6. She anointed our incomes with taxes, our expenses runneth over.
7. Surely poverty and hard life will follow us all the days of our lives and we shall live in our parents house forever and ever.........
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pnp really a tun up d ting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good night every one.
Food for thought:-
One day a rich man took his son on a trip. He wanted to show him how poor someone can b. They spent time on the farm of a poor family. On the way back home, the father asked, did you see how poor they are?
What did you learn?
The son replied........We have one dog they have four. We have a pool they have a river.We have lanterns at night, they have stars. We buy food, they grow theirs. We have walls to protect us, they have friends.We have encyclopedias, they have the Bible.
Then he added... Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are.
Moral lesson is this:-
It is not money that makes us rich it is simplicity in having GOD in our lives.

hey greetings to you